emilymarie
fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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